"cognito ergo banana"

“cognito ergo banana” (Photo credit: striatic)

My dad sent me this chuckler. Enjoy!

 

My Travel Plans for  2013

I have been in  many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You  have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I  hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They  don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips  there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

I would like to  go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical  activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go,  and I try not to visit there too often.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only  when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I  go there more often as I’m getting older.

One of my favorite places to be  is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!  At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent,  and I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it  is very wet and damp there.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!

Today is one of  the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by  remembering to send this e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is  done!

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. AMEN!
So  laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly. Well that forgiveness part is  up to you!

So from one unstable person to another… I hope everyone is  happy in your head – we’re all doing pretty well in  mine!

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